Alex made an excellent point in an email he wrote to me this week. He wrote this:
I hope you're feeling better, or if you're not, that you start to immediately! I don't know why people say "soon".
"I hope you start feeling better soon"... It's like they want you to suffer just a little more first.
Masochists.
Also, I don't understand why people are asking if I'm sick when I clearly sound like a man. I almost want to respond with, "No, I just thought I'd try something new." Here's your sign.
